Kruppy

a dog or puppy that is full of poop or annoying

Doggy you are being such a kruppy

by umizoomi October 18, 2010

krusty rabbi

The process of a hearty womanly qweef in ones eye until one passes out. Results in the crusting over of the poor bastards eye. Once the crust has been removed, you will notice some reddening of the eyes and dialation of pupils.

My doctor says I need to limit my krusty rabbi intake.

by crusty butt pirate March 1, 2011

krusty kay

a discusting bitch that smells like fish, who attends wells high school

kaley merril is krusty kay

by boomshakedropgirl April 6, 2011

Krusty Keyboard

When a man jacks off so much that he is unable to type on his keyboard because his hand hurts. This mostly hapens on days when his parents are not home or when his girlfriend will not give him a handjob, if he has one.

"Hey man, I heard you screaming last night, you ok?"

"Well last night I had a Krusty Keyboard, but I think I'll be fine"

by seax February 28, 2012

krispyfied

Adj: to take a "burn" or "comeback" to a level where people will get offended and possibly feel harassed.

My mom doesn't swallow diseased sperm because she likes the "sweet" and "salty" taste!

You "Krispyfied" that one for sure!

by Thegiantone November 27, 2013

krusty bone

When ones bones becomes encrusted in anothers cum

That guy became a krusty bone at that party last night

by The man that knows July 30, 2014

Krispy Kreme

After the male has ejaculated on an object, he then leaves his cum to dry and form a crust to scare off enemies.

I made a krispy kreme on her pillow so she'd leave my apartment asap. It worked bro!

by Purple nerple March 9, 2015