Cum Knuckling

Barbaric way to impregnate a woman. The correct method would involve firstly restraining a woman. Next a male will proceed to orgasm onto his fist where he will punch the female in the vagina. Repeat with fresh cum every 2-3 hits to insure efficiency on this most delicate of procedures.

This valentine's day my wife and I will be cum knuckling our night away after I take her out for a nice seafood dinner.

-or-

I was about to cum knuckle you babe, why do you look so sad?

Cum knuckled is the correct past-tense.

by Slacks.Hoxsie February 16, 2009

The Knuckler

Taking your fists pressing them together where both tips of your knuckles are pointing out and creates a V shape. Another person does the same and you press your knuckles together making a Diamond and insert the penis and proceed to have sex with it

My girlfriend Tina and I were experimenting and did The Knuckler.

by Vandarix May 29, 2009

knuckle up

a phrase uttered in encouragement meaning: "muster your courage, intestinal fortitude and love for the American-way in preparation for an upcoming (or admist a) challenge
of epic proportions!"
(uttered many times by one of the dudes in the movie "The Matrixs:Revolutions" during battle
against the electro-mechanical foe)

"Here they come boys ... Knuckle up!"

by abc July 13, 2004

third knuckle shuffle

1. The act of sexually arousing a female by completely inserting one (or more) fingers into her vagina, i.e. the third knuckle.

2. The act of sexually arousing a man by the use of the hand, i.e. handjob.

1. When I went to drop off Suzie last night she started blowing me and she squirted all over my leather seats doing the third knuckle shuffle!

2. Maria and I were watching TV, and she wouldn't let me get into her panties but she did the third knuckle shuffle on me.

by Tom Thamuz September 1, 2003

Knuckles The Echidna

The only reason anyone needs to play the new Sonic games.


The "black" character of the Sonic games.

Wheee! Knux mah man!

by Devilish Kurumi March 1, 2004

knuckle butter

Noun, the slimy substance that seeps out from between the fingers of a closed fist after a person has ejaculated in their own hand.

Jack used a tissue to wipe the knuckle butter off of his hand after he jacked off.

by Bentrok May 9, 2006

butt knuckle

(noun) The popping sound made by an explosive fart. A crisp and short passage of gas from ones butt.

Excuse me while I crack my butt knuckle.

by Jay Hoe September 7, 2009