knob-hobber

Excessive dick sucker; person who sucks more than a lot of dick

Gosh, that girl is such a knob-hobber!

by Mrs. McKnobhobber March 17, 2017

nimble knob

A frail or weak individual that stands alone in the corner of a crowded room with only his thoughts to keep him entertained.

Guy# 1: That guy has been staring at that chick for an hour now. That's annoying me! Guy# 2: Ummmm yeah......he's a nimble knob! Just look at his haircut.

by JoeyBomm June 29, 2020

hog knob

Scottish word for very stupid person.

Don't stick that fork in the power point ya hog knob!

by Farty McFartface July 16, 2018

Knob lob

The act of lobbing a grenade across the playing field, random with no reason, in games such as Call of Duty.

I SWEAR IF I GET KILLED BY ONE MORE KNOB LOB I WILL JUMP OUT OF MY WINDOW.

by a912 December 16, 2010

floyds knobs

A small village in Indiana where a bunch of middle class people think they are rich. The nicest restaurant is literally named, "A Nice Restaurant". Anything designer that might be seen in this village is a knock off because everyone spends there extra cash on diesel fuel for their pick up trucks. This is an attempt to feel like they are living the 'salt life' when in reality everyone is just smoking too much dirt weed.

Oh you're from Floyds Knobs? ......turbo diesel.....

by Sherriff White February 21, 2018

Porter Knob

Porter knob, noun, A short penis. Mostly under 4”. Usually associated with verbs such as small, tiny, micro, etc.....

He’s wearing gray sweatpants but had a Porter Knob hahaha. Poor guy

by Dirty Craig June 25, 2020

Slosh-knob

A term used to describe the poor state of one's penis after engaging in acts of sex with a less-than-desirable partner. The prefix 'slosh' could indicate that the penis is infected with an STI or in mangy condition as a result of the recent intercourse.

"Hey Jim, you and your slosh-knob can get the fuck away from me! I know where you've been putting that thing lately!"

by Jo-Ho999 March 4, 2010