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Cleveland championship

when you want something that is unattainable you want a Cleveland championship. wanting in one hand and shitting in the other. and waiting for the want hand to fill up more than all the shit.

a scorn to someone who wants something unattainable. a way to make someone realize they are wishing for to much.
Dude I'm so gonna bang Megan Fox tonight.
yeah and there is going to be a Cleveland championship to.

Dad when I grow up I'm gonna buy you and mom a house.

yeah right son, and there will be a Cleveland championship.

hey man I just gave that chic my number, I bet she calls me tonight.
Yeah right that's a Cleveland championship scenario.
by uncle lester July 23, 2010
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Cleveland Steamer

cleveland steamer is when you shit on her chest, cincinnati steamer is when you put syran wrap on her face and shit on it
if you shit on her chest, its a cleve (cleaveage) shit on her face its a cinci
by craps onur April 25, 2004
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Cleveland Steamer

Don't get this shit wrong. A genuine (pronounced gen-u-INE) Cleveland Steamer is specifically the act of:
1) Laying a deuce upon your partners chest, then,
2) Sliding your buttcheeks up and down your partner's chest in a wake of your mud river, AND
3) making an authentic sound of a steam-whistle blowing.
Only once the steam-whistle has been sounded have you actually completed a realistic and true Cleveland Steamer.
"Wow, i gave my chick a Cleveland Steamer last night."
"Oh yeah, did you do the steam-whistle sound and everything?"
"Hellzyeah. Woke the neighbors up and everything!"
by Swinger Dave March 4, 2009
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Cleveland Hot Potato

The process by which an individual excretes a large piece of fecal matter and proceeds to pass that directly into another individual's anus, who then tries to return the instrument into the originator's anus. This process is repeated until one unsuccessfully receives the item. The failing indidivual must then proceed to orally consume the article.
Cora Wong was playing Cleveland Hot Potato with a Water Buffalo. One of them lost, yet, they both wanted to eat the feces.
by Cora Wong August 31, 2007
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I drove her to Cleveland.

I screwed her. One way = Quicky. Round Trip = long and slow.
Man that chick was hot. I drove her to Cleveland. Round trip.
by Tsuriya April 13, 2009
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cleveland browns

a great football team, and whoever wrote that the team and their fans suck needs to be shot.
the browns are gonna kick ass again very soon.
by browns fan April 26, 2005
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Clevelandstitious

The abandonment of all rational thought predicated on the notion that your hometown is entirely capable of defying the odds in unbelievable ways.
Even though the Cleveland Indians held a 3-1 lead in the American League Championship Series, and the odds of the Boston Red Sox coming back to win three in a row were slim, Jason remained clevelandstitious about the whole situation and refused to utter the words "World Series" until Cleveland won their 4th game.
by exesforeyes November 2, 2007
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