Kicking Up Dust

when you have sex with a old lady past the age of 85

“man, last night me and mee maw were kicking up dust”

by IndonesianSkank December 9, 2023

Kirking

Kirking someone is the action of very awkwardly putting one arm around a woman’s shoulder and then grab their assets, while also using your other arm to text minors.

Person 1: I heard Danny was being weird on the bus again.
Person 2: Yeah, he was Kirking Charlotte.

by Josh Allen the Throat Goat January 24, 2024

Kicking the Stump

"Kicking the stump" refers to engaging in activities that are ultimately unproductive and futile, often imposed by an employer or authority figure, despite their lack of meaningful impact or effectiveness. These actions are typically repetitive, redundant, and serve little purpose beyond fulfilling arbitrary or bureaucratic requirements. This term captures the essence of tasks that waste time and resources without contributing to any significant outcome or progress.

Despite knowing the prospects had already declined the offer due to higher prices, the sales team spent their afternoon kicking the stump by making follow-up calls, as mandated by their manager.

by The Irony Insurgent July 9, 2024

kicking my feet in the air and giggling rn

Phrase used to express appreciation, usually flirtatiously. Derived from the behavior of anime girls.

Person A: I love ur outfit its so cute!!!!
Person B: Kicking my feet in the air and giggling rn

by bamfwag February 17, 2024

Kirking

The act of unexpectedly ejaculating onto someone’s neck, typically from behind or above, for the sole purpose of startling, annoying, or asserting playful dominance.

"I kirked Jessica last night, it was such a mess."
"Hey Toby, I was wondering if you want to come by tonight?I'm still thinking about the kirking you gave me last week.."

by NeekoCheeks February 18, 2026

Kirking my gerkin

When you jerk off so hard that it’s like you assassinated your penis

I was kirking my gerkin so hard last night I think I need to see a doctor

by HOWYADOIN March 12, 2026

Kicking Your House

When a Black guy bends over a small white girl and shoves his GIANT cock into her asshole and stretches it so much it remains stretched. He then inserts a bottle and drinks the bottle out of her asshole.

I’m kicking your house.

by Playerplays September 9, 2025