Slang for getting shot critically/getting a critical shot. Reference to Charlie Kirk, a right-wing political activist, getting shot in the jugular on September 10, 2025 during a "Prove Me Wrong" campaign at Utah Valley University and croaking shortly after.
Eden: I just kirked the shit out of this guy on CoD.
Coco: I hope I don't get kirked in the middle of school.
Coco: I hope I don't get kirked in the middle of school.
by googlyeyestickers September 10, 2025
Get the kirkedmug. Describes what occurs when attempting to answer a customer's support email only to find that 'a Kirk' has already responded with an answer many orders of magnitude times superior to yours.
Me: Fuck...I was four minutes into a screen recording when I saw Kirk's better, kinder and more correct answer post in the thread...
Co-worker: Kirk-blocked, bro.
Co-worker: Kirk-blocked, bro.
by ZaphodBeeblebrøx November 9, 2022
Get the Kirk-Blockedmug. by Geekonomicon November 17, 2023
Get the Kirkmug. Also known as “to kirk”. (v)To shoot in the neck, derived from Charlie Kirk’s death. To have gotten shot in the neck.
“Aye fuzz, stop playing with me because I really kirk niggas.” “Yeah I kirked his stupid ass last week.” “Oh shit! My nigga got kirked!”
by columbusyn614 October 5, 2025
Get the kirkedmug. by Purplenado March 6, 2023
Get the Kirk Crappinsmug. by Fems916 September 11, 2025
Get the Kirkedmug.