the Hellen Keller

when a man is getting a blowjob from a woman and instead of the tradtional "on her knees" style, he is reversed so his nutsack is now on her eyeballs, one nut in place of each eye, so she cannot see, this is because Hellen Keller was blind. Also, he is using his free hands to cover up her ears, this is obviously because she was deaf. Finally as she is becomin acquaintences with his johnson, he makes her say a sequence of words that are incomprehensible because, of course, his shlong is in her mouth, causing her to seem mute. After she has become mute, blind and deaf, you can officially say you have performed The Hellen Keller.

Kevin: Boy, I could sure dish out a good ol' Hellen Keller right about now.

Rodi: Oh Boy! The Hellen Keller? My favorite!

Kevin: Well in that case, let the Hellerin' begin.

by Sniffles Bakalakastan June 27, 2009

keyfer

A faggot who bums sonic and likes to finger his bum hole when his parents are not watching.

guy 1: Hey did you hear that Keyfer was fingering his arse whislt playing sonic generations
guy 2: 420 blaze it

by Jon28 April 18, 2014

Trinity Keller

a muff muncher cheesy fanny man slag

oi oi elaine fam what’s ur bbm??
don’t talk to me fam u look like Trinity Keller

by johnnycashgisasmash April 30, 2019

trinity keller

a famous instagram sex therapist, who is married to momo. trinity often spends her days collecting rocks and fucking bitches gettin money.

trinity keller is the sexiest bitch alive!!

by urmomsgay April 23, 2019

Keyser Soze

A shit smell from one's ass that is so powerful and ruthless that you believe it's a myth once it's faded away. The greatest trick this smell ever pulled was convincing the world it didn't exist.

Last summer Rick let loose a Keyser Soze on a hunting trip up north. At least I think it was. I couldn't be sure because my eyes were watering and I was dry heaving.

by bojangles1 August 6, 2011

Keller Texas

A shithole of a town located in the 817 Metroplex of DFW North Texas. Not too far from Denton and Dallas, it is often referred to as the "K-Hole" for it's striking similarities to being stuck in an endless psychedelic/drug induced coma.

"Welcome to Keller Texas!"
"I can't wait to leave K-Hole!!"

by Aredjay October 8, 2008

kegler

The sweet combination of a growler and a keg that you can get at Red Silo Brewing Company in Cookeville, TN

Dude, I just picked up a kegler of beer and now I can drink from home!

by RedSiloBrewingCompany November 29, 2016