Kedlo

British surname variation of candle from a line of candle makers. Rare surname only a few still hold it till this day.

Mr & Ms Kedlo are excellent candle makes.

by Gendlemenderzy April 9, 2023

Hellen Keller Drunk

Being at the point of intoxication, that you can no longer see, hear, or speak.

"Person 1: Let's get white girl wasted.
Person 2: Na, i think we should get Hellen Keller drunk."

"..:.: .:.:.. ::... :. ..: .:.:. " - Hellen Keller

by rememberthegoodtimes January 29, 2012

Kiley Kellerman

Annoyinng

Oh that girl? She’s such a Kiley Kellerman

by Shgdjdididhnxnx January 30, 2018

Jake Keller

A default male that can’t get free YEEZYS. Everyone hates how they carry him in Fortnite.

That Jake Keller is sooooo default.

by HarryBaller November 27, 2018

Hellen Keller Nut

When a girl's pussy is so tight that when you ejaculate inside her you make the same noises Hellen Keller does when she tries to speak

Remi: I heard you fuck Emma the other night
Joel: Yea that shit was crazy, she gave me a Hellen Keller Nut
Remi: I'll have to explore that cavern then!

by hahasuka December 8, 2020

Helen Keller'ed

When the sex is so good, they're left incapacitated. Inability to walk, talk, hear, see, or even think clearly, at least temporarily. To be Hellen Keller'ed is to be in a state of euphoria.

M: OMG, J totally Helen Keller'ed me this morning! It took an additional two hours to get out of bed this morning, had to watch a movie to recover before brekky!

by GrkGdss June 4, 2023

Pull a Kelley

Canceling plans at the last minute. Especially highly anticipated plans.

I had to pull a Kelley on my girl, I just didn’t feel like kicking it.

by raedean August 1, 2023