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Kellers Disease

It is a contagious disease that spreads to everyone that is near somebody named Kelly.

Your sharp grammar and spelling degrades quickly, and you will find yourself speaking like her. Rare, but it happens.
One such prominent word is 'acoal' in Kellers language. The English translation of 'acoal' is 'alcohol'.

You may also feel a sudden urge to re-register posing as your fake friend for no reason. Also, you might have a sudden urge to speak in ALL CAPS.
"eh brozz, what youz been DOING!?!?!?! DRINKING SOME ACOAL?" - Somebody with Kellers Disease
by AA_MiMiK December 7, 2011
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Helen Keller

A fictional character made to "inspire" people, known to be "blind" and "deaf".
Helen Keller inspired absolutely no one!
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keller

i want to be a keller when i grow up
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kenyin keller

Kenyin Keller is one of the best people you will ever come across in life. One of those people who have a unique vibe and somebody who you feel like you’ve known a lifetime. He is also very slow and sometimes an asshole but he’ll always be your favorite asshole. Kenyin Keller does have some tricks up his sleeve but that is what makes him and you’ll him after you get to know his true self.
Kenyin Keller is my favorite asshole
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helen keller

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Helen Keller

When you're fucking someone so hard that they pass out, therefore not seeing or hearing you fuck them. Meaning you have free rein over whatever you do to that poor soul that passed out during sex.
"I can't believe you did that babe, you pulled a Helen Keller on my last night, so I shot some kids into you, sorry about that"
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Kellered

The act of receiving oral sex while tweeting.
I was spending all day shit posting about why Elon Musk has a tiny penis, but then my girlfriend came over and kellered me which increased my rate of posting significantly
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