3 definitions by Parallaxative

Helen Keller

When you're fucking someone so hard that they pass out, therefore not seeing or hearing you fuck them. Meaning you have free rein over whatever you do to that poor soul that passed out during sex.

"I can't believe you did that babe, you pulled a Helen Keller on my last night, so I shot some kids into you, sorry about that"

by Parallaxative March 10, 2020

Bitcoin Bitch

When you flex your bitcoin too hard on some poor person, you become a bitcoin bitch

"This dude called me a bitcoin bitch cause I was flexing to hard on him"

by Parallaxative March 10, 2020

Gassing

Gassing, is when you stop at a gas station near midnight when its dark, pay for $100 worth of gas, but the catch is you don't put it in your car, you shove the gas nozzle all the way up your ass. Then you pull the trigger and let that $100 of flammable gasoline flow up your ass

"Dude I was gassing myself so much last night!"

by Parallaxative March 11, 2020