zero joy

An expression akin to saying nope, or no I didn't.
Also another way of saying I had no luck.

Brian: 'Did you manage to find that album you wanted?'

Chad: 'Zero joy.'

by Anonymous_222 August 18, 2006

Emily-Joy

An actually good girl. The one that goes to church and goes to school. She's beautiful and doesn't know it.

She's an Emily-Joy

by Moglistory December 19, 2016

pulling a joy

Making someone laugh to a point that makes them snort like crazy

people keep pulling a joy on me that I snort like crazy

by Jennifer chaluoh November 27, 2016

Pure Joy

The unshakable confidence that nothing can break you

His Pure Joy changed the world

by PJ Mckracken January 16, 2022

joy ride

Driving aimlessly with friends at night causing trouble and looking for stuff to do. This may include stealing lawn items, wrecking cars, mailbox baseball, messing with pedestrians, doughnuts, e- brake slides , yelling racial slurs at foriegners, terrorizing basically everyone, ect...

people belonging to groups like these are so smooth and stealthy they are often reffered to as "urban ninjas"

on the joy ride we smashed a cars back window with a baseball bat, then took off in the car.

by Peter Carr October 26, 2005

boob joy

They are round and soft and smooth and fun to play with, and they make great pillows, and they have these wonderful little knobs you can fiddle with, and they feel real nice when you squeeze 'em, and... um... yeah...

Her rack gave me the perfect boob joy!

by psych1234 December 7, 2011

Joy Bells

The combination of hair, feces and toilet paper formed into little balls that clings to one's ass hair. Caused by a hairy ass, frequent bowel moments, cheap toilet paper and rare baths.

While bathing, dad said, "Make sure to get the Duck Butter and Fromunder Cheese from under your nuts, and the Joy Bells out of your ass!"

by Ike Mamazon December 10, 2013