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Jonah

Jonah is a lovable adorable person but sometimes a crybaby. He will throw tantrums if he doesn’t get his way. If he doesn’t like you he’ll show that. But he is really attached to the people he loves and will never leave nothing he cares behind
Random:Jonah you hungry???

Jonah: Burger and Fries please..!!!!.
by GamingCAT899 November 22, 2021
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jonah pridman

A wart on your dick that only happens when you dick is smaller than 3 inches
Man I've got a Jonah pridman I've gotta go see the doctor
by Noah budaii October 12, 2017
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Jonah

Jonah is a player, who gets all the girls. He dates for popularity and takes each relationship way to seriously. He is tall but has a small dick. And is friends with all different ages. He likes to show off, thinking that he’s cool when he really isn’t. Loves baseball. Btw he’s rich.
Girl 1: You know Jonah?
Girl 2: Ya I know Jonah he’s a jerk
Girls 3 over hearing conversation: we dated stay away from him!
by Gabri December 21, 2019
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Jonah Hill

(jow·nuh hil) v. The act of shitting upside down in a private residence restroom.
Hey man I just cooked up a dank jonah hill in your master bathroom. Beware
by DrippsMcDizzle January 19, 2022
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Jonah

Jonah is a crybaby at times. He is really charming. He gets his looks from his dad mostly. Sometimes he will love you then sometimes he will kill you with his nags and tantrums. And for some reason he’s really attached to the people he lives like REALLY ATTACHED. But every one loves Jonah
Random: Hey Jonah you hungry.
Jonah: Oooo give me a burger and fries
by GamingCAT899 November 22, 2021
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Jonah

OH YES JONAH
by ehgjkfekjredfbregaj October 15, 2020
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Jonah's Maneuver

Named after the creator Jonah Williamsworth O'Brien. It is a technique of masturbation frequently used if one were to find themselves with an absence of arms or chromosomes. Where the individual lies on its stomach and rubs its cock and/or pussy lips against its legs. Which is a very efficient way of reaching sexual climax for some.
Mahmood: "So how do you masturbate Corbin?"

Corbin: "I do Jonah's Maneuver!"

Keiran: *Autistic grunts*

Mahmood: "Oh, I love Jonah's Maneuver!"
by Blackflys December 14, 2019
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