Joey

Joey is known to being a unique girl like her name. Joey is a girl you'll never find any where else. She is beautiful, smart, and sweet, and innocent looking but despite of her innocent looks pull one wrong move and you'll end up in a hospital. To strangers she may be rude at first but as you go in deeper you'll find there much more than her some what big mouth. She keeps promises and secrets even if it means deathly consiquences (no reallly) and is always there to give out a hand. She's is also known as the "mature" type of person with there moments that they end up acting like a five year old kid. To some people she may seem flawless but like any human she isn't perfect, she has a short fuse and will ask for respect. Not only that but DOES NOT get along with many girls as she says " I don't need to have lying sluts with me I know my brothas will always have my back" No matter what, I know that she'll always be one of the boys<3
Beverly: Ugh did you see Joey today? She's always hanging out with guys! What a slut!
*Beverly gets tapped in the shoulder, turns around*
Joey: You do know I only hang out with guys to get away from bitches like you, right? Oh and next time your gonna talk crap make sure I'm not in a hearing distance.
*Punches Beverly in the face*
by honnneybunns August 06, 2011
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Wow, you're so totally joey!
by joeysgay April 03, 2011
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The Joey is a variation of the batwing where the skin of the scrotum is stretched out then raised above, just exposing the bellend of the penis. After they see your balls/penis it is critical to insult them for being such a faggot while you are kicking them in the ass for looking at it.
Moe: JOEEEY!! (while exposing the Joey)
Alex: god damnit
Moe: Thats 5 kicks you faggot! I can't believe how gay you are.
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Damn see that guy over there, well that's Joey...

Dang! He's so gay!

That's because... Well he's a Joey.
by Luavathan December 30, 2010
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A cheeky cunt who likes to have a good ol' wank every now and again. He is short. He aspires to be a famous guitarist (he wont be)
Hey have you seen Joey around?

Nah i think that he's at home jerking his shit.
by SHiteCUUNt February 13, 2017
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THE MOST FUCKING ANNOYING SON OF A BITCH THAT HAS EVER LIVED GETS GIRLS AND DUMPS THEM IN THE FIRST HOUR OF GETTING THEM. 0.2 INCH DICK AND IS USUALLY GINGER
Fuck Joey that little bitch.
by Pousaydestroyer3000 February 03, 2018
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A rather stupid, shallow character from Friends.
by SosieBiallissimo August 12, 2007
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