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Jessica

A character in a movie or TV show who usually dies within the first scene after mysteriously collapsing. While they are lying motionlessly on the ground, their name is often screamed very loudly and repeatedly.
*Jessica collapses*
Jessica's friend/relative: JESSICA!! JESSICA!!
by dietsierramist September 24, 2011
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A female who is always on the hunt for a 12 inch penis or larger, but doesn't prefer it to be an African American penis or a penis from the ginger community.
"She's always looking for a larger size to give her the pink sock." "Damn she's such a Jessica."

Frank: "why don't you just go get laid?"

CoMo: "Because Frank, it's gotta be Jessica size...Duh!"
by FishTacoFrank April 25, 2011
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Jessica

A fun, smart, weird, goofy, special piece of trash girl. One of those people who you could complain about anything to them and they would never tell another soul. An outgoing girl that is very loyal to all her friends and will do anything for her best friends and loved ones.
Wow look at that trash their name must be Jessica.
by Daness June 23, 2017
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I wish I never saw Jessica and her fat ass Because she’s weird not helpful
by Noah Coleman October 27, 2019
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"I got with jessica!"
Who hasn't?
by youstoopidcunt October 21, 2010
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an ugly, stupid, BITCH whose sole purpose in life is to produce bastard babies, and feels no remorse. She is a huge, herpes-infested slut, who can't take care of a kid. She resembles and is often mistaken for Godzilla. She admits to being a fat *HIPPO-crite *hypocrie and a cheater and a boyfriend stealer. She is a huge shit talker; you can avoid her because one feels an earth quake when she approaches. Her physique is nothing less than flabby, just like her vagina. She smells like all the ocean's dead, rotten, fungus-infested fish. And she's horribly grotesque. She's also envious of all, and it's no wonder why. Beware of this hairy beast, who also resembles Chewbacca (mostly because of her hairy back);
by yeah, the real BEAUTIFUL one October 17, 2008
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A weird girl who is a loner and oofs a lot
Hey Tiffany acts just like Jessica
by Jsheoenkwk December 28, 2018
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