jasoned

the act of completely douching a girl situation because you are "confused"
Jason from The Bachelor was allegedly jasoned and completely siked out Melissa.
by scarygary3 March 05, 2009
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Jason: to hide the evidence to stash away..
so what did you do with that grenade..oh i just jason 'ed it ..
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A Jason.

Commonly phrase used to mean don't be a dirty beanie, glasses wearing, rapist looking, peter griffen lookin ass, peppa pigs dad lookin ass nigga. AKA Don't be a fuckup. Or come from Newark. Or claim to have bitches but have zero. And not act like your not fucking your bestfriend or want to.
Him:"Devante's a bitch"
You:"Stop hatting, god bro, don't be A Jason."
Jason:"that fucked up bro I'm right here :("
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Jason

My love. He overthinks things and gets lost in his own thoughts and he knows he shouldn't but he can't stop himself. He pushes people away but deep down he needs somebody to be there for him. He hates letting people close to him because he's scared of getting hurt, he's got the most amazing personality and the brightest blue eyes. He's just all around an amazing person.
Kimberly:I'm so lucky I got blessed with Jason, he's my angel.
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Oh my god! Look at how many potatoes Prittish has!
Jason has more.
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Jason was so thicc we ran out of c's
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A heart warming person, almost all the time he knowledges other people feelings just by looking at their facial expressions. He likes to be in a quite place, he seems that being lonely is something that’s quite positive, he could be very weird at times but inside him he almost has a deeper reason inside everything he says, he always imagine and think of things or obstacles that he want to overcome, he is a kind hearted, delightful, boy.
Person 1: hey Jason’s acting all weird
Person 2: his name is Jason what do you expect
Person 1: I expect him to be better than you
Person 2: Obivously he is better than me
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