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Union Jack Off

An annoying, contemptible, or inconsequential person that also happens to be British.
That bloke had a few too many at the pub and punched a lollipop lady in the tit on his stumble home. He’s a real Union Jack Off.
by Patty Winters March 17, 2024
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Jacked Off

I'm jacked off that David told everyone he loved me, when in fact he was rooting someone else.
by Gilba May 6, 2022
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jack off

its like jerking off but harder and louder
i jack off to mia khalifa
by HighPing June 4, 2019
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jack off

Beat your meat, whack off, give it a good wank, rub one out, give it a good rogering.
Also, to fuck around in a playful fashion. And or serious.
Jed never listens in class, he's such a jack off.

Roger was feeling spring had sprung and on a whim he ended up jacking off,
Hey Jack off are you looking for trouble?
by Davey Didoe May 26, 2018
mugGet the jack offmug.

jacked off

Man, I was jacked off by that guy's attitude.
by Cool4Katz April 10, 2022
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Jack Shit Off

They love to jack shit off to make their project look better!
by Felix1999 September 2, 2022
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Jacking money off

Just means to fuck your money up every time all the time...
"ah man! I spent way too much time jacking money off instead of being responsible"
by 3d1technology1 November 20, 2018
mugGet the Jacking money offmug.

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