Iphone Parent

a parent who uses the Iphone to help with all parenting activities, such as answering questions, finding the nearest toilet, baby change, child friendly restaurant,

can also indicate a new form of middle class parent

What are you checking on now.

Tommy has just asked if we can go to the park and I want to check the crime rates and when it is open before we go.

wow iphone parent or what!!

by jaffaw February 12, 2010

iphoneticorrection

When the iPhone automatically changes your text words.

The iphone text messaging has an internal speller that phonetically changes words as you type them.

When texting GF I had I typed lard and but for reasons why I did not want to eat at Cracker Barrel with her and thanks to iPhoneticorrection, GF thinks I told her she has a large butt. If only Cracker Barrel had fruit I would not be in iPhoneticorrection Trouble.

I ducked my ex GF yesterday at lunch and now she thinks that I *ucked my GF yesterday at lunch.

I so mouch in terrible. lol Much in trouble.

by Silver Tongue Mountain Man April 14, 2010

iphoneisdabombaholic

this refers to people that do not shut off the auto response that reads "Sent from my iPhone" every time they send an email through their phone.

an iphoneisdabombaholic is someone that writes an email that looks like this....

Yo, Cam is da Bomb !!

~Sent from my iPhone

by sinjin313 July 22, 2010

iPhone Fishing

(v) the act of carefully pulling the iPhone out of a crevice via its power cord without detaching said power cord, after knocking said iPhone off of nightstand.

*knocks iPhone off nightstand

"crap, I knocked my iPhone off my nightstand and into the abyss! Must retrieve so as not to be bored in bed! But my bed is so warm and comfortable..And the floor is so far away...time to go iPhone fishing!"

by Eskimobrother12 November 21, 2011

iphoneaholic

Being addicted to one's iPhone to the point of discomfort. Like lack of food, drink and or sleep.

Being an iphoneaholic; he rarely did very much without his phone.

by Sam tevel March 5, 2014

Iphonestipation

Unable to defecate unless looking at or using an iPhone.

I couldn't open my bowels because I lost my phone, I have Iphonestipation.

by DrDTPres November 28, 2014

iPhoneitis

After looking at your iPhone for an extended period of time you become near sighted.

I can't read the words on the tv, I have been playing candy crush for three hours on my iPhone, I have iPhoneitis.

by DonnyKidd June 28, 2014