Ink

Colourful and staining (believe me, hella hard to get our of clothes and fingers) liquid that comes out of tips of pens; not to be consumed under any circumstances as death and poisoning will most surely follow.

Harry: Hey, Ron, can you pass me that ink pot?
Ron: No, I can't.
Harry: (blasts Ron into oblivion)

(Remember to always share because you never know who you might save).

by AMBG88 December 28, 2020

inked skin

To have your skin that is tattooed once and there is no need to go back over it.

You must have that inked skin I don't have to go back over it.

by Shsgffgi August 1, 2017

Inked

A word used in replacement of a male/female squirting or cumming

Omg I inked all over him and he loved it

by SirCuntdaddy February 24, 2024

Give The Printer Some Ink

a call for sex where the male will ejaculate in the orifice of the body as illustrated by the significant other.

"C'mon babe! Give The Printer Some Ink!"

by JackMasterBater November 9, 2023

HP Instant Ink

A printing service that Electronic Arts possibly made for Hewlett Packard, charging users based on how many pages they print. If you cancel, your printer cartridges die remotely.

I am not buying a new Hewlett Packard-branded printer because of HP Instant Ink. Epson is way better.

by The Real Driller January 21, 2025

dip pen ink

squid sex pose, involves putting squid dick into the ink sac via the anus.

performance on humans has shown mixed results

"Jenna, stop doing the dip pen ink thing, you don't have a fucking ink sac you moron!"

by shoetaster June 25, 2022

Ink-Onks

An obsessive compulsive or looping mind-state that gets progressively worse the longer it persists.

The phrase, when repeated quickly, starts to sound like 'King Kong', which is crucial to it's meaning - that a tiny amount of nonsense can become a hugely destructive simply by a person constantly paying attention to it.

" You got the ink-onks about your missus again? Have a pint."
"See that geezer talking to a tree stump? ink-onks mate."
"Bad acid - I got the ink-onks man"

by GenericJohn June 20, 2018