Ned

Has the biggest penis in the world

Ned is the best in bed ever and got the best penis

by Gdsaq November 22, 2021

NED

Non-Equity-Deal.

Michael: Is that an equity deal?
Adam: Nah it's a NED
Michael: ... oh

by roboturd August 07, 2020

Ned

He's a real nice guy, literally EVERY single definition of him is that he's the guy version of a chav but he's actually really nice, he's loyal and gives really good advice and also he will LITERALLY BE THE BEST BOYFRIEND YOU HAVE EVER HAD. he likes cheesy romantic stuff and is really funny, he makes everyone laugh even if the joke isn't funny.
He's also probably gay

Person one: oh wow did you see ned?
Person two: yeah man I was just laughing with him he's so funny

by Ohwowie April 14, 2022

Ned

Ned is a very sexy creature with a stinky hot juicy pussy just for Josh dun and Tyler joseph.

1.Wow Josh, didn't Neds pussy feel so good?","ya man I'm gonna fuck the little guys pussy so hard next time"

2."OMG DEBBY, THE BOYS HAVE BEEN CHEATING ON US","WHAT WITH WHO???","YOU WONT BELIEVE ME BUT THEY'VE BEEN FUCKING NED!!!"

by Clique #420 April 30, 2020

NED

It can be used as a name but the actual definition means:

Ned
Eats
Di-

Dinner bro ya'll so dirty minded.

But do you know what he eats 4 dinner??

Ned said," Dick is good"

by NedEdd January 08, 2023

Ned

Ned Leeds, CEO of Sex

"Ned is coming out with Sex II"

by IndigoGollum January 26, 2022

NED

NED- Non-Educated Dummy.

Why is Ruby acting that way? She is acting that way because she is such a NED.

by R. Louise Cheshire Skywalker January 06, 2011