Impractical Jokers

Warning, the following program contains images of graphic stupidity between four friends who compete to embarrass each other

Coming up on Impractical Jokers
Why is Q all wet?
Has Sal met his worst enemy?
What's got Joe in a pickle?
Why is tonight's big loser getting high?
*dunununun*
*laughing*

by XMG772 March 12, 2018

impaction

A fecal impaction is a large mass of dry, hard stool that can develop in the rectum due to chronic constipation. This mass may be so hard that it cannot come out of the body. Watery stool from higher in the bowel may move around the mass and leak out, causing soiling or diarrhea. Slang synonym - hardcap.

My impaction was so bad I had to see a doctor to have it removed.

by Resedo August 12, 2009

impasta

italian among us player

green:he is impasta
italian:mama mia foiled again

by taxfrauder2000 April 29, 2021

cognitive impaction

Noun:

Any of a number of conditions characterized by the involuntary suspension of mental processes crucial to self-expression and/or higher reasoning.

Cases of cognitive impaction can frequently be identified by inarticulate attempts at discourse, extended guttural utterances, slack-jaws and bugged out eyes on the part of the afflicted. Treatments are highly specific to each variety of cognitive impaction and range from a slap "upside" the head to a deadline in the most severe cases.

Also see mental constipation.

"Overwhelmed at the prospect of having the bounty of an entire doughnut shop all to himself, Homer immediately suffered a massive cognitive impaction that reduced him to little more than a drooling mass of manflesh."

by Joshua B. Wright April 5, 2004

honkai impacted

When a major character gets killed off in the story canon but remains playable coined from the game honkai impact

Oh yeah i love Venti from genshin impact but im afraid hes going to be honkai impacted

by lilretrorabbit April 12, 2021

impaction

Having an impact, or full of impact.

The bad news of the day had a large impaction on my state of mind.

by Beneski May 21, 2007

impactful

A non-existent word coined by corporate advertising, marketing and business drones to make their work sound far more useful, exciting and beneficial to humanity than it really is. This term is most frequently used in "team building" seminars and conferences in which said drones discuss the most effective ways to convince consumer zombies to purchase crap they clearly do not need or even want.

"The board was convinced that my new ad campaign for arsenic and semen flavored lollipops for tots will be incredibly impactful and will generate heaps of sales."

by J. Spaghetti June 19, 2007