hickory smoked minute clinic

(Disclaimer): Can only be performed when fucking after a barbecue.

The hickory smoked minute clinic is performed by taking the leftover, uncooked hickory smoked bacon (from the barbecue) and first wrapping it around your dick. Once this action is completed you may proceed to take your meat covered cock and pork your girlfriend for exactly one minute. As soon as you pull out you must take the uncooked bacon and make her eat it exactly how it is.

"Yo I just saw Redneck Sam give that girl a Hickory Smoked Minute Clinic behind the Grill!"

by TheRealPD February 3, 2015

huck

1. adj. When everything that has a possibility of going wrong, goes wrong.
Antonym of clutch

2. adj. something that is awful or unpleasant

1. Person 1: "This song slaps but it has Cardi B in it."

Person 2: "Wow, that's huck!"

"Ew my sushi is rotten, this s*** is huck!"

by Chiller22 November 19, 2019

the Hickory Switch

While engaged in "doggy-style" sex, a man withdraws his penis from the woman's vagina, grasps it by the base of the shaft and slaps it against the woman's butt cheek, mimicking the act of corporal punishment with a hickory switch.

Instead of impregnating his wife, Ronald instead chose to finish with the Hickory Switch and stained the comforter.

by subtlecannon June 4, 2011

double hucklebuck

A sexual act in which a man inserts his penis into another man's anus while the other man is performing the same on the first person.

My girlfriend was horrified when she walked in on me and her brother performing the double hucklebuck.

by Sean Tiberius March 23, 2009

huckin

a form of throwing or tossing usually lacking care or whimsy.

"Julia, huck me my shoes" or " I'm gettin sick of huckin this old baseball"

by Trish's fav February 27, 2008

Hickory

This town is the biggest hellhole of a town in Western North Carolina. The Dollar Theatre is the only good place (even though they play old ass movies) because they always have nachos unlike the Carmike. It's sad when people find entertainment in going to Wal-Mart, "Hickory Dickory Dock", Shell's BBQ, and Valley Hills Mall. I mean, the city is so fucked up that the biggest news during that certain time was that there was a big ass sinkhole in the Buffalo Wild Wings parking lot on Highway 70 that swallowed a car. And really, who gives a damn about Dale Jarrett being from there, he won one race for fucks sake.
Hickory is home to the biggest redneck NASCAR fans ever. NASCAR is almost like a religion in some homes.

Hickory is also one of the easiest places to get lost in. It has the absolutely most horrible street names ever. I mean, there will be "25 Ave Dr" and "25 Ave Dr Ln" (and lane just has to be in microscopic fucking letters with a damn ficus tree going around the sign) right fucking next to each other!

Also, Hickory is the home of Saint Stephens Highschool, which is the most amazing school ever (unlike Hickory High). Saint has less fighting, more funny people, and though it has the nickname "Skank Stephens" has fewer babies born to students.

Oh you're from Hickory? No wonder you're fucked up...

by Unproud Citizen of Hickville June 15, 2010

hickory smoked sausage

a black mans penis (usually shortened to hickory)

she got down on her knees and sucked his hickory

by yogi May 25, 2004