Hubby

Hubby is sweeter than honey, and his spirit is hotter than the sun. He's the rebar to my concrete foundation as we build a temple, an empire, and a family greater than what either of us could build on our own. He's faithful, forgiving, thorough, honorable, awesome and his arms are warmer and more comfortable than the most expensive, design brand velvety mink throw you'll ever find.

His dick fills up my holes and my soul. His asshole is delectable; sweeter than nectar and carries the aroma of homegrown vanilla bean.

Me: Where's hubby? I need to run into his arms, hop on his dick and lick his asshole.

Hubby by TheNymphodora May 1, 2026

Mate-wifey/hubby

A newer way of referring to your significant other (and can also be rendered as mate-wife/husband).

“I truly, deeply love you, my mate-wifey/hubby ; )*fiery heart emoji*!!”

Mate-wifey/hubby by Amogus Sussi Baka May 18, 2026

Simp Cuck Temp-Hubby 

A man, usually older who has a 'polyamorous' marriage with a woman, usually younger while knowing she can pick up more ass in one month than he could even hope for in a year. He pays for her boob-job, hair, nails, facelift and botox which helps her pick-up even easier, and no one is surprised when she leaves him for another man taking half the house,

car, business, assets and anything else she can get her hands on.

Eg. Rando: Which one is your simp cuck temp-hubby?
Wife: Who cares?
Rando: Shouldn't we make sure he's chill with us getting together?
Wife: Yeah, sure.

Simp Cuck Temp-Hubby by GarMic October 9, 2023

L. Ron Hubby 

A con-man husband who nickel and dimes his wife, requiring her to buy lots of stuff for him (typically money they don't have) in exchange for a minimal amount of unsatisfying sex. He also often keeps his wife secluded from the outside world in a cult-like fashion.

Jeez I totally want to take Linda out and show her what a good time is all about but her man is such an L. Ron Hubby.

L. Ron Hubby by DreamReaper December 28, 2023

L. Ron Hubby 

A husband who nickel and dimes his wife, expecting her to pay him or buy him all kinds of stuff (often with money she doesn't have) in exchange for very minimal and unsatisfying sex. He also often keeps her secluded from the outside world in a cult-like fashion.

Name is derived from L. Ron Hubbard, who was the con man founder of the Church of Scientology, which is based on pseudoscience and requires followers to pay large sums of money in exchange for very minimal spiritual advice.

"Jeez, I really want to take Linda out and show her what a good time is all about, but she has such an L. Ron Hubby."

"I know his dick is like an E-meter, she paid him all that money, and it hardly moved at all!"

L. Ron Hubby by DreamReaper December 28, 2023