russell howard

British stand up comedian. Very energetic, somewhat of an aryan dreamboat, and in love with his best friend Jon.

"Did you see Jon on Mock the Week?"

"No, I saw Russell Howard, though, he was good."

"Yeah, engergetic. They should get Jon on, though."

"I agree."

by Jonnette November 16, 2007

Howard Beach

A city in New York that has a bunch of fucking fakes. Mostly girls dance at Fazio Dance Center and shop at VS Pink and boys play basketball at St.Helens and play FortNite and other people like me just do Netflix and chill. People who live in Howard Beach go to this school with three types of groups in middle school in each middle school grade, the first group is involved with all the popular kids and the jocks, the second group is where me and my friends sit which is called like the people who have no lives and the third group is the nerds. To conclude Howard Beach is shit and is full with fakes, spoiled bitches who think their hot shit when their not their actually trailer trash and assholes who think their hot and can get a girl in one second when it can actually take them 3 years

Yo dude where you at
I’m in Howard Beach NY HELP GET ME OUT OF THIS SHIT HOLE RN BOTA

by john orlandos whore May 17, 2018

Michael Howard

A British politician, and member of the Conservative party. Proved an utterly ineffectual Opposition Leader against the fascist New Labour government of Tony Blair.

There is "Something of the night" about him.. he looks as if he sleeps in a coffin by day and emerges at night, hissing, to suck the blood of the living.

Which he probably does.

Michael Howard is a vampiric entity, who must have fresh virgin blood to survive.

by Anne Observer June 11, 2006

Ron Howard

Notorious actor from the Happy Days sitcome in the 60's and 70's, playing the character Richie Cunningham. A dweeby red head who grew up to become one of the most famous movie directors of all time. Even though he is going bald, he is still considered a red head or a ginger.

Person 1: Dude, you got an orange cat?

Person 2: Yeah, and I named him Ron Howard.

by ownerofron February 4, 2010

Howard Dean

A man who, despite my affiliation to the Republican Party, I would rather have as President than George W. Bush.

Howard Dean is a moderate. Therefore, he's a good politician. Yes, ladies and gentlemen, it's true. There are, in fact, some good politicians.

by AJAW December 31, 2004

John Howard

A bitch. Gaytard.
The worst leader of australia. Ever.
Possibly(probably) kisses the butt of George Bush and/or engages in sexual activities with him. Most likely submissive to Bush and gets his dick stuck in his ass. Or mouth.
Commonly known for his big eyebrows.

Fuck him.(Not literally, unless you wish to get STDs)

The reason that John Howard is going to lose the election is that he is possibly(Probably) pregnant. His(although this questions his sexuality as males cannot have babies. Therefore we will be referring to him as It), I mean, Its child will most likely be named:Gayassbitch Bush.
This is probably used to remind him about the (wonderful) times Bush's dick was in his ass.
May Bush's dick be with you Howard. Amen.

by HornySexLover October 26, 2007

howard stern

Someone unafraid to speak his mind on any topic at any time. Because he is famous he has a HOT Model girlfriend who would never in ANY case even look his way if he was like, the Manager of KFC or something.

Hey---you listen to Howard Stern this morning? I pleassured myself to his radio show and hit a tree. (Real horror show)

by Andi February 9, 2005