Brazilian hot pocket 

When a man shits in a women's vagina then procedes to ram the shit even further with a soccer ball to the point where the woman almost dies of absolute fuckery.

Dam girl I done fucked your so hard I declare that a Brazilian hot pocket

Brazilian hot pocket by The chaotic nigger June 4, 2016

Sausage Filled Hot Pocket 

Shoven the old cock in the vagina

Honey I'm hungry! Come here then and I will give you a Sausage Filled Hot Pocket!

Sausage Filled Hot Pocket by Eaton Holgoode June 4, 2009

Corporate Hot Pocket 

When you stay after work specifically to defecate in a colleague's desk drawer, or filing cabinet.

"Yo man, ol' Jimmy threw me under the bus again. Hope he enjoys the Corporate Hot Pocket I leave in his bottom drawer."

Corporate Hot Pocket by DJ Gladden September 24, 2013

ruby nuben hot pocket 

slang term for the female genetalia.

"damn homey, i'm starving. i could sure go for a ruby nuben hot pocket."

ruby nuben hot pocket by icebox February 14, 2003

Pennsylvania hot pocket 

The act of finding a dead deer on the side of the road cutting out its ass then bringing it home to microwave it and preform sexual acts to it

Greg was lonely last night so he got himself a pennsylvania hot pocket

Pennsylvania hot pocket by getting it done December 9, 2013

mexican hot pocket 

The act of unflolding a hide-a-bed, dropping a duce, and reflodling for some unexpected individual to find at a later time.

Last time i was at Walmart I left a mexican hot pocket in onw of their display models.

mexican hot pocket by Pokintail May 15, 2010

Canadian Hot Pocket 

The act of stuffing Kraft dinner into your partner's anus, and then fucking it. The Kraft dinner is then expelled from the anus into a large bowl of pudding and shared by both partners, as is tradition.

Paul tried desperately to focus on the Canucks game, but could no longer stand to watch Renata's heaving breasts as she ate her Kraft dinner. He lunged across the table, ripped off her pants, and proceeded to give her the best Canadian Hot Pocket she had ever received. The moose looked on lustfully. As of course is tradition.

Canadian Hot Pocket by epixoip November 12, 2012