Attention Hog

n. When one person takes/hogs attention so no other people can use/wield the power of other's attention

v. The act of being an attention hog, hogging attention.

Attention Hogging is also used to not only get attention but try and get attention from the person you like. The worst kind of attention hog is one who steals other peoples jokes.

n. "Dude, you've been such an attention hog all period."

v. "Hey man, you are definitely attention hogging her attention."

by CFTA21 April 9, 2008

Frog Hog

An obsessive woman who will do anything just to be associated with Navy SEALs. Frog Hogs now use the internet to find every Navy SEAL possible on facebook, past or present, and "like" and comment on every single thing that any Navy SEAL posts on their profile, and do so with an enormous degree of ass kissing. They also read through everyone's comments on that particular SEAL's profile, and can figure out who other Navy SEALs are by creeping on their facebook pages. They then friend request those men and exhibit the same kind of behavior and spread their Frog Hogness everywhere in an irritating manor.

They also get overly dramatic in facebook arguments, and give their opinions when no one asked them to in the first place, and get extremely defensive over the SEALs that they stalk, even though they have never met any of these men in real life, yet act like they are best friends.

Did you see all the comments that Gina keeps posting to all these Navy SEALs on facebook? Does she even know any of them? How did she even become associated with these guys? I have never seen someone put so much effort into talking to people that they don't even know. She just wants to fuck a Navy SEAL and hopefully marry one, so that she can be "in the community." She's such a fucking FROG HOG!!

by High and Dry March 24, 2013

Hog Tied

To be stuck with, with no immediate means of escape, an extremely fat, obese female that you picked up at the bar, the night before, in a drunken state, that took home and banged all night. In addition to being hung over, ashamed and feeling dirty, you are tied to her wants and needs until you can mount a successful escape. Usually accomplished when she takes a shower or shit.

Just prior to last call, Carl made his move on the fat chick that was sitting at the bar all night. Carl was too drunk to note her obesity and he really just wanted to get his weenie wet. After getting her to go home with him, they had hot, sweaty, fat flabbing, drunken sex. Carl got up to head out the door after they were done but she wrapped her legs around his waist and said she wanted to cuddle. Carl realized suddenly he was Hog Tied and was going to be stuck there until breakfast.

by Eaton Holgoode January 22, 2015

Hog Salad

1. When the night ends with someone hooking up with more than 1 fat chick at the same time

2. Eating out the ass of a fat chick

"He totally ended his night with a hog salad, i saw 2 Hogs leaving his house this morning with sex hair, Scary stuff"

"I had a hog salad last night, chick was at least 250lbs"

by Sendog-SiN June 9, 2013

hog pocket

Derived from cutting a hole in your pants pocket and putting your dick in it.

That guy was digging around in his pocket like he had a hog pocket!

by knujscire June 22, 2016

hog log

A hog log is a big wad of chewin' tobacco

Private Fox always has a fat
hog log in his mouth when he is talking!

by Master chewer February 11, 2014

Bandwidth Hog

Someone in a Internet forum that insists on posting huge avatars or pictures in their signature.

Did you see that? That bandwidth hog posted the entire declaration of independance in his Sig pic on our forums!

by Mike Marksmen April 30, 2008