hobosexual

A term used to describe someone (usually a gay male) who is attracted to men who look kind of like hobos. The description of a 'hobo' here are men that are usually skinny, hairy, and have beards / heavy facial hair.

Although someone may call a female a hobosexual, it is generally used for someone who is male and gay. It is not an insult, but more of just a word to describe a person.

Robert: That guy is so attractive.
Gabrielle: Ugh ew, no. You are such a hobosexual.

by hatboxghost August 17, 2009

hobosexual

a male who takes an interest in his clothing but shops almost exculsively for second hand clothing at thrift and vintage stores.

a retro metrosexual

scenesters in ohio
activists
vegans

by hillary December 23, 2003

hobofest

going on a roadtrip when you're broke as. Driving cross-country, sleeping in your car, and basically not spending more than you have to, and NEVER in good hotels. Congratulations, you have become a temporary hobo, traveling the world.

'Dan drove on a hobofest down to see Meghan in Florida last week.'

by Shea... May 17, 2006

HoboSexy

HoboSexy (hoh-boh-sek-see)

Noun ; hobosex⋅i⋅er, hobosex⋅i⋅est

1. An excitingly appealing seemingly homeless vagabond with a prodigious smile, splendiferous blue eyes, and an unkempt black mane, who wears exceedingly tight pants, second-hand shirts from Value Village, and holey festive socks who likes anything with an alcohol content, Indie movies and biting things.

EM: "Is that guy homeless?"

ME: "No, he's just HoboSexy!"

by Ace the Long Schlong Woody April 27, 2010

Hooded

To go up to an unsuspecting citizen wearing a hoody and pull their hood over their head.

You've been hooded bro!

by sophiabellla February 26, 2015

Hoboken hairy monkey monster

A legand in Harrison high school new jersey. mostly known as a girl who's face contains much pubic hair, and has severe herpies sores and hemeroids of the mouth and/or asshole. bears a striking resemblence to a wet sewre rat or monkey hence the name, she will gobble your penis with her fingers or dirty moneky claws that have been dipped in her anus and many of her victoms anuses for years. Mostly seen wearing overalls, barefoot, and climbing trees. Signs of this beast approaching: a foul oder, vommitting, chronic Diahhrrea. it learks behind quick check inn the crown bank dumpster.

HOLY SHIT!!! I HAVE DIAHHREA!!! IT MUST BE THE HOBOKEN HAIRY MONKEY MONSTER!!! Quick, throw a crack covered dounut at that bitch! Quickly, throw a comb nd purple hair extensions and pubes!!

by Darius, Iago, Jessie June 11, 2008

hobosexual

were you can't afford a real hooker, and are no good looking enough to get people willingly, so you have sex with random hobo's for spare change, or somtimes food

Stephanie: He's so nasty, how does he ever get laid?
Meagan: He's a hobosexual.

by Mea.gan January 3, 2008