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herpagondasyfalez

A ficticious STD used to make fun of someone or something.
My God! She is so dirty. I got herpagondasyfalez just by looking at her !
by leadthrower August 28, 2006
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herp

a game in which players play in a version of tag. best played in school. in order to play follow these instructions...

1. steal something from the teachers desk, the game is most fun when the object is, a)large b)the teachers personal property or c)makes alot of noise when dropped on a tile floor
2.the person starts the game by hitting another player with the object and stating "dont die with it!". "dying with it" maens you got caught with the object and the game is over.
3.players pass object during class untill someone dies with the object.

basically you DO NOT want to die with it . i have seen players get to almost tears because they died with it. this game is most fun when someone really doesnt want to die with it, so they will go at all lengths to not die, as in hitting another player with the object and then picking it up with a tissue and returning it.
dude the whole class got written up last block for playing herp. i think the teachers are going to have a herp awareness meeting tomorrow after school.
by cheeko February 10, 2005
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hepy

by nick alvinator October 15, 2004
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Herpa Derpes

Herpes you receive from stupid unprotected sex with a stranger, usually under the influence of one or more drugs including but not limited to alcohol, ecstasy, or dissociatives
Yeah I had a one-night stand with this chick and ended up getting herpa derpes
by rawkies July 13, 2010
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a person with gonerea, syphilis, herpes, aids, and clamydia
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by the Jedi25 October 1, 2008
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gana-herpa-syphilitis-human papilloma virus

a bacterial infection that enters the body through the anus and in the end creates a colony of single celled bacterium that make the testis shrink.
Dan: i heard you got an STD Pat
Pat: nah man. i got something worse.
Dan: hmm? what are you talking about?
Pat: i was getting at my girl and we fucked six times and the result was not good. i got it. gana-herpa-syphilitis-human papilloma virus. my balls are only the size of an eraser top.
Dan: Shit! i feel for you Pat, dumb bitch.
by nighthawkdragon April 25, 2009
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Herpa McFlurry

When a employee of McDonald's who has contracted Herpies pisses in the McFlurry machine before making the McFlurry.
Sarah: You know that douch that always came through drivethrough?

James: Yeah.

Sarah: Today I gave him a good taste of my special Herpa McFlurry.
by DatNucka January 19, 2011
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