heiferlicious

adj. A portmanteau of heifer and bootylicious, used to describe a heavily-built woman who wears clothing which should only be worn by someone with an "ideal" body-type.

Clothing that exposes a gut, back fat or orange-peel legs would render the wearer heiferlicious.

by Benny Blanco from Bromley July 3, 2006

smurf herfer

somebody who aggressively fondles(plays with) someone elses genitals while playing with theirs....

Jack is such a smurf herfer....

by alucarD Brujah November 23, 2006

Hefer

A female cow that has yet to have a child

That hefer is grazing on grass

by Lucky Tabaten April 23, 2017

trifling heifer

A female cow or "trifling heifer" who goes around claiming they don't have "MAD COW DISEASE"- over and over again and agian - while the major symptoms are pianfuly obvious and visible.

"trifling heifer": "I don't have mad cow disease for the simple fact that I am not a Cow!!-I am acually a helicopter, and if anyone come out into this field to "put me down" or kill me saying i am diseased I will simply fly away."

by crazyvaletbob June 18, 2006

hefer

A big tub of lard in the form of a 100 lbs white girl.

That hefer was a hoe

by cxftjmncxg October 24, 2005

STFU HEFTER

A member of the STFU family. Can be used to emphatically exclaim to your d0nk or n00b friend that you really want them to shut the fuck up.

"STFU HEFTER, stop being a d0nk."

"OMG AYFKM?" STFU HEFTER!"

by Mr. Pahncake January 14, 2008

heffers

its when a person says he will never do something, and when none of his boys are around he does it.

"man i'll never sleep wit a fat bitch"
and then his boy later catches him fucking a fat bitch in a bush or something that means he's a hefer or hefing ass nigga.

by T dub444 May 23, 2005