Heather

She's a fucking dumbass.

Wow, that girl is acting like a Heather

by _Staz_ June 16, 2018

Heathering

The act of sneakily making someone fat without their knowledge.

Marc busted me Heathering him when he saw me putting heavy cream into his "healthy" smoothie.

by Homeboy Kyle Braman March 25, 2016

Heather

Super sporty and sweet. Gets really good grades, loves dogs, and is super cool

Hey you know Heather?
Oh ya she's really athletic

She's probably going to the Olympics one day

by Doggoenthusiast December 10, 2016

Heather

A Mythic Bitch

"Oh she's definitely a heather"

by you make my balls so blue June 15, 2017

heathermorrissexual

Am I attracted to women, not really. But I am attracted to Heather Morris!

I'm not a lesbian, but I am heathermorrissexual

by Heathermorrissexual March 17, 2021

Dirty Heather

The act of cheating on your husband with two guys and looking like a dumb fucking idiot just to get the taste of cum and dick on your lips

I found out that my friends mother was a dirty heather

by bumfukegypt December 24, 2021

pulled a heather

when your not a blond chick, and you pull a blond moment.

1.) oops i pulled a heather!!!!
2.) you sooo pulled a heather, dood!!!!

by Anti-dote July 6, 2007