hat boy

hat boy stands for a male in you're class who you don't know the name of yet, but know that he has a SLIGHT obsession with hats! :)

hat boy at Derbyshire university!

by sammi123 February 10, 2010

hat eater

Brilliant if quirky expositor of arcane knowledge, possibly from experimentation with mercury, similar to 'hatter' in the Alice and Wonderland usage

'He was mad as a hat eater'

by FrizzFraz August 11, 2008

Hat Bukkake

When a naked woman is surrounded by like 8-12 naked guys. She then proceeds to give hj's and b's like a horny octopus.
The men climax into a sombrero (any hat will do) and the the woman puts it on her head and lets the jizz cover her body head to toe.

That chick loves a hat bukkake

by rmtbm13 November 22, 2011

Hat Fuck

When a male inserts his penis into the little hole of a hat where you can adjust the tightness of the hat.

Jack: "Man, my dick really hurts from lastnight..."
Jeff: "From what now?"
Jack: "I hat fucked my flatbrim hat because my wife wasn't in the mood."

by BlackLaceThong May 30, 2016

hat rack

a self-sexual act in which a male hangs a hat from his penis and swings it around in circles.
also knopwn as hat-spinning or rack riding.

Jeff: what you up to tonight?
david: well, no ones gonna be in so im gonna do a hat rack.
Jeff: niiiice! *high fives*

by bishopofbumville May 9, 2007

Hat Girl

A Hat Girl is a girl who has the strangest arrangment of Hats just so as to stand out. They want to be non-comformist, a bit of a rebel and get noticed in this way because usually they dont have much self esteam, hence the big and outrageous hats! Unfortunatly they just end up looking stupid as, and become less popular due to the fact they dont follow the trends.

"What the fuck was that on her head!"

"Where does she think thats going to get her?"

by Short Fuse August 16, 2005

Hat Tweet

Similar to the Hat Tip in blogging, where one links to the source of a story by Hat Tipping.
Here, the source is found on Twitter, hence "Hat Tweet", which can be done 2 ways: the words "Hat Tweet" link to the actual Targeted Tweet, while the Target Name is linked to the target's website.
The 2nd way is to simply link the entire "Hat Tweet to So'n'So" to the targeted Source Tweet on their Twitter Page.

Hat Tweet to Levees.org~"The best way to support Ivor van Heerden is to send a written letter of support to Michael Martin, Chancellor LSU, B.R., LA 70803"

by Eidilla~New Orleans Ladder April 15, 2010