Harry Magdalene

the act of rubbing a woman's feet with one's beard.

*This is not to be confused with the male-on-male version, the "Dirty Harry Magdalene."

Josh told me that Sarah had cute feet so he gave her a Harry Magdalene.

by Joshua Longsack December 24, 2013

Harry Styles

The singer who makes us look like clowns by just living

"Harry Styles is the baddest bitch in the jungle....like Tarzan but hotter and English.

by kidripdip October 23, 2019

HARRY STYLES

the most amazing human being in the whole universe that is a part of the greatest boyband, one direction (who are currently on hiatus), and as of 2020 he is pursuing his solo career and absolutely KILLING IT. his fans are called harries and they love him more than life itself. he lives by the motto “treat people with kindness”, and it really shows in his daily life. he tells jokes he thinks are really funny, but most of the time they’re not, but his laughter and smile is contagious so you’ll end up smiling and laughing too. he can’t dance to save his life, but at least he tries. this man also has the best sense of style ever, and he can pull off any outfit. in addition to all of these amazing qualities, he makes really good music, like this man can SING. 10/10 would recommend to a friend. he’s just a goofy and sweet guy that everyone should get to know and love. (he’s also hot as fuck, ngl)

he used to work in a bakery.

synonyms: harold, hazza, god, sexy fucker, etc.

Ex 1: Hey did you hear Harry Styles likes bread in his recent interview?

Ex 2: Harry Styles is a god.

by I love Harry Styles April 15, 2020

Harry Potter and the Audacity of this Bitch

A term, usually used in meme format, used as a response to a ridiculously stupid and ignorant personś post or tweet.

White Bitch:(tweets about her giving birth to a black child and blames white husband for cheating and having sex with a black chick)
Normal person:(tweets meme) Harry Potter and the Audacity of this bitch.

by GansGans August 10, 2020

The Harry Syndrome

This is when an IT Desktop Engineer has a mental breakdown with chronic and unresolved grief caused by an over-demanding customer with an accent.

"oh maaaaaaan I think I got The Harry Syndrome cause i am so tired of creating a batch file that would sort a customer's David Hassellhoff CD and DVD collection"

by Geek_Chic February 13, 2008

Sir Harry Smith Community College

A school in Cambridgeshire that undoubtably has Ned Flanders as their head-teacher

in the crush hall at Sir Harry Smith Community College
Student: God Mr Digby Looks Like Ned Flanders
Ned... I Mean Digby: 2 Months Exlusion

by mehman2k16 April 6, 2009

Hairy Monkey

Before engaging in rough sex, the man shaves his pubes and puts them in a pile within a reachable distance. Then the man blows his load all over his partners face right before he grabs and hurls his pubes so that they stick all over her visage, making her look like a hairy monkey.

I love you more than anything; please accept this hairy monkey as a token of my appreciation.

by UberBad March 17, 2005