Spam halberd

the penis. See halberd or halbard Cognate with spam javelin. A faintly historical version of spam hammer or mischief mallet etc

"'twas a mighty impressive spam halberd he shewed"

by sparrohawk October 15, 2006

Russian HamBeaver

The unfortunate event of drinking to much vodka and attempting to eat dirty pussy, resulting in vomit covered pussy, or a Russian HamBeaver.

Every time i drink a whole bottle of kettleone and go home with a stranger, i end up with Russian HamBeaver breath.

by J. Newrushambeaverbold August 5, 2010

samu haber

Samu Haber is the Singer of the band Sunrise Avenue.
He was in tv at the Voice of Germany and has more fangirls than you will ever have !
He is fucking Hot and the best Person in this Planet

Mj: i want to be like Samu Haber !
HM: Sure!! He is so hot und Nice to Everyone

by Hapahaber January 3, 2017

Haber Syndrome

The obsessive loving or lusting of men with the last name of "Haber" and seducing oneself to make the man fall back in love with you. Red-heads are most likely to be harmed by this never ending disease that takes over one's everyday thoughts. Listening to Tom Petty is the only temporary cure.

Operation Haber will cure my Haber Syndrome.

by red-headed bia2 December 7, 2010

Habeeb It

When one completes a very difficult task under seemingly impossible conditions; something done very intelligently as if executed by a Middle Eastern person.

Mick "Dude, how are you gonna finish all that Thermodynamics homework by tomorrow!?"
Mike "I'm gonna have to Habeeb it, Bro!"

by Dixxienormous August 20, 2013

haberdashery

lexi’s favorite word ever, she doesn’t really understand what it is but it sounds good

i like the word haberdashery

by arappernamedlexi January 6, 2018

Habeeb

A man with a huge dick and balls able to penetrate pussy easily he's also able to be very nice at times but his dick is so big it's almost terrifying able to penetrate your womb easily and show you a good time

Omg habeeb is a beast in bed

by Habeeb w the big dick July 26, 2021