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halberd 

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A polearm resembling a long-handled axe, the halberd also features a spike sprouting from the end of the haft that can be used as a spear, and a hook opposite the axe-head that was used to pull mounted knights from their horses.
The King's guards crossed their halberds across the door to the throne room, denying the messenger entry.
halberd by KingPhoenix February 20, 2005
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Halberd Sexual 

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Sexually attracted to white bread and white bread lovers who live in the states with zero hoes.
Boy: what do you identify as? I’m dream sexual!

Boy: you silly bitch. I’m Halberd Sexual

Spam halberd 

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the penis. See halberd or halbard Cognate with spam javelin. A faintly historical version of spam hammer or mischief mallet etc
"'twas a mighty impressive spam halberd he shewed"
Spam halberd by sparrohawk October 15, 2006

haberdasher

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1. a dealer in notions (mostly British)
2. a dealer in men's clothing and accessories (espeacially hats)
Kramer: Our eyes met across the crowded hat store. I, a customer, and she a coquettish haberdasher. Oh, I pursued and she withdrew, then she pursued and I withdrew, and so we danced. I burned for her, much like the burning during urination that I would experience soon afterwards...
haberdasher by Timato Five April 3, 2005

Habberdashery 

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Bullshit that you cannot explain.
Tom Cruise: Hi there, can I interest you in the Church of Rocket Ships.
Jesus: Jeez man, get out of here with this Habberdashery.
Habberdashery by ecssgod42069 March 26, 2020

The Battle of Hamberder Hill 

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Derogatory term for the US government shutdown, caused by Donald Trump, and beginning on December 22nd, 2018.

The Battle of Hamberder Hill references The Battle of Hamburger Hill which was, like the 2018 government shutdown, a futile waste. Additionally, it alludes both to Donald Trump's alleged dodging of the draft via bone spur and frequent misspellings and misuse of the english language such as hamberder and confefe.
I hope Mitch McConnell's career dies in The Battle of Hamberder Hill!

Hamberders 

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What you feed the best college football team in the White House when you selfishly shut the government down because you can't get what you want.
I served them massive amounts of Fast Food (I paid), over 1000 hamberders, etc.
Hamberders by jermwash January 15, 2019
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Overstand 

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To understand a topic or statement to the highest extent.
Leroy, after being told the tenth time by his sister, did overstand her idea of robbing the 7-11.
Overstand by Elf Eater March 23, 2003
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minimap 

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A map that mostly tells you where everything is
Friend 1: Follow me there is a player nearby
Friend 2: How do you know?
Friend 1: Minimap
minimap by LeWord January 13, 2015
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Pink Cloud

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12 step recovery jargon referring to someone new who talks about how great life is, now that they're sober. Usually meaning that the person is out of touch with reality.
The new guy seems pretty happy for a dude who has no job, no money and no family. He must be on a pink cloud.
Pink Cloud by toniwithaneye November 24, 2006
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Dotard 

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An aging individual who has long lost the ability to make rational sense.
That dotard is going to get us all blown up, if he doesn't calm down .
Dotard by anonymous September 22, 2017
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Chancla

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The deadliest weapon known to a Latin kid; a flying slipper/ flip-flop.
My mom hit me with a chancla.
Chancla by TardisBae October 31, 2014
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Striver 

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The striver is an interesting phenomenon that is seen across college campuses. In essence, the striver is an over-achiever who comes from a working or middle class family. He may be an immigrant. He may have been a slacker in HS who was "born again" into an academic wunderkind. Or he may just be an over-achiever who is keeping at it.

The striver is willing to sacrifice his social life at the expense of Phi Beta Kappa and Summa Cum Laude. The striver is the guy who stays at the library long after you are gone. The striver is the guy who takes 30 credits/semester and considers anything below an A/4.0 failure. The striver doesn't work on campus, he is too busy finding ways to pad his resume instead of working retail or workstudy. The striver lets his grades pay his education by applying to ten scholarships a year.

The striver is a future Soros/Fullbright/Rhodes/Gates/Marshall/etc. fellow. The striver lives to study. For the striver, their fun comes from the rewards they expect to receive in return for their diligence. Be it Law School, B-School, academia, or politics. The striver seeks to find the American Dream through academic success.
Anthony was a striver. He transfered from a TTT to an IVY and graduated in 2 years. He studied his ass off and went to Penn Law. He got a Biglaw offer. But lost it all because of an unmoderated mesasgeboard.

Successful strivers:
- Barack Obama
- Harold Koh
Striver by URM Striver January 3, 2009
Word of the Day on August 15, 2026
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