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beaver grease 

It is a culmination of breast sweat that drips down to the belly button and mixes with the button lint then slides down to the crevices between the thighs and vagina and pools in the asshole then is absorbed into the underwear.
The beaver grease is so thick you could spread it onto toast.
beaver grease by yuba gold July 3, 2012

Swing Grease

Alcohol, when applied to an individual, for the purposes of swinging a golf club or similar instrument.
Yo, toss me a beer, I need some swing grease before we play the back nine.
Swing Grease by Bukbukbegak August 24, 2020

cork greaser 

Someone who “greases their cork”. One who sits there and uses grease on their cocks to jerk off for fun.
Chad was a cork greaser. He used to whack it everywhere. That fag.
cork greaser by Pussy69boy420 December 3, 2020

Apple Grease 

Something that's all just dumb and bad
Person 1: I'm really sorry, my mom just died and it's hitting me a lot harder than I expected... She and I kind of had a falling out when she remarried and allowed her new spouse to mistreat me and my sibling for so long, but now all I can think of is the fact that now we'll never have a chance to fix things. What if her dying thoughts were of her broken relationship with me? I had so many chances to reach out, and I almost did so many times, but it just never happened... I still stand by my anger at her, but part of me wonders if we couldve worked to resolve things. Part of me wonders if it's my fault we hadn't spoken in maybe a few years when she died, and not more than a few brief, blunt, cold words in maybe twelve years. And now Ill never be able to take that back, I'll never know what could've been. So yeah that's been really weighing on me, and if I'm quieter than usual that's probably why

Shadow the Hedgehog: Aw damn, that's total apple grease, I'm sorry

Plumber’s Grease

When your ass is all dirty and greasy and you desperately need a re-wipe.
I got bad plumber’s grease. I’m all itchy.

Squeeze n’ Grease 

Absolutely sloppy, wet sounding flatulence. It’s loud, beefy and sounds of splattering liquid.
My secretary walked in my office just as I was squeeze n’ grease. She didn’t know whether to be impressed or repulsed.

I think those prawns were a bit off. I’ve been squeeze n’ grease all day.