google

1)n. The greatest way to waste time if you find yourself in one of the following scenarios:

-you have no friends

-you have friends that you dont want

-your life sucks
2)n. A way to entertain yourself if you are bored. using Google for entertainment purposes works best when you search "google" or "qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm"

3)n. A search engine that provides you with at least 5,000,000
results for your search term, and only 15% of these results will help you find/are what your looking for.

4)n. A waste of humanity.

5)n. An 85% INaccurate/useless search engine named for a number no human is willing to count to.

6)v. To use the above mentioned search engine

1. I just searched "google" on Google!

2.I don't know what a giraffe is. Let me google it.

by eric optimus prime cartman January 17, 2012

google

greater than or equal to god

google ownz ask.com yahoo and windows live ass!!!

by hydraulicjj March 25, 2009

google

the act of engaging in sexual intercourse with an exceptionally beautiful looking woman in which many people are trying to gain attention from. see bone,pork,plow

Yo, me and Shatoya totally googled last night.
Dude, I'd totally google that
Bro, I'll call you back, I'm googling a dime piece.

by T-Logg March 9, 2008

Google

Another word for "Sellout".

Dan: Oh god, Dominoes is totally a Google.

by Coolguy Mcgee January 25, 2009

Google

Verb: Direct one's gaze toward someone or something or in a specified direction:

Hey, come over here and Google this

by EBruni May 8, 2011

Google

To ejaculate.

I'd Google in her face.

I googled the hell out of this chick last night.

by the.dp June 27, 2010

Google

An individual who think, or someone else think, that they are one who knows almost everything there is to know.

She gets straight A's, I bet she is a Google.

by Olaf December 21, 2014