Goonkey

a portmanteau between a goon and a monkey

used to describe an extreme procrastinator/unproductive person

he has a whole castle worth of trash in his house. what a GOONKEY
he sits in his house and argues online everyday. he's the embodiment of the word GOONKEY

by 4n4l_demon December 29, 2024

Gonkydine

Malaprop of "concubine" made famous in Appalachian culture. by the infamous Panhead Cooter. A fine American.

Look at them gonkydines over there boys. Y'all go make conversation, but don't hurtcha-self.

by Roscoe Q. Coltrane January 15, 2025

Gonker

Meaning large when describing drug use.

Dude that’s a gonker of a line! ; Excuse me good sir but I’m about to do a gonker line.

by GioFvckinVanni January 20, 2025

Gonker

Meaning large when describing drug use.

Dude that’s a gonker of a line! ; Excuse me good sir but I’m about to do a gonker line.

by GioFvckinVanni January 20, 2025

Goinker

A shitty Arsenal FC fan (London based English Premier League football club). Stems from Gooner, a term for true Arsenal fans.

You think you know Arsenal! Name one player you fuckin Goinker.

by Justy V January 24, 2026

Goinker

A pliable nub, finger-like protuberance, or other bump meant for grabbing, pinching, or protecting a surface or object from another. The rubbery spikes on a child’s ball are goinkers. A doorstop on a wall to keep the door handle from hitting the wall may be a goinker. Rubber feet on the bottom of an appliance or cabinet, etc.

The baby’s koosh ball is covered in little goinkers. I got the battery compartment open by pinching that goinker there.

by Spoolses January 27, 2026

Gonk

An unintelligent and sometimes inbred person who lives in a small rural town in States like Pennsylvania. Gonks typically talk in a manner that is a cross between mumbling and gibberish. When speaking they usually look at the ground and their body language is one of annoyance. Gonks love NASCAR, macro lagers, the discount bin at Walmart, and Kid Rock. They enjoy wearing fleecy pajamas to almost any occasion and their dress attire usually consists of some type of Mossy Oak formal wear. Hygiene and tooth care is usually considered optional, education is considered suspect, and anyone not from the town they grew up in are considered outsiders and will be deemed lesser. Gonks are usually very useful when it comes to manual labor type tasks and excel in this type of employment.

Ronnie: Hey Jeffy, you wanna go to Walmart tonight? I need underware, my last pair had a blowout.

Jeffy: No way Ronnie, it's Friday night and all the gonks will be out in their fleece pajamas buying Power Bait and searching the discount bin for Kid Rock CDs.

by Shonky R August 8, 2025