goggle-proof.

Used when a member of the opposite sex doesn't get any better looking with the consumpition of alcohol, ie beer-goggle proof.

Dude: "Man, that chick is so bland, she's goggle-proof."

by Lorenzo J T May 5, 2009

Tommy goggles

Also known as Tom Goggles is the act of placing one testicle in each eye of the victim. Tom Goggles is not to be confused with a Roman Helmet where the direction of the penis is pointing down the bridge of the nose. Tommy goggles is a form of teabagging.

After that noscope snipe, I had to give him the Tommy Goggles.

by Squeebert_ February 8, 2017

brontosaurus goggles

the term given to putting your nuts on a girls eyes and her proceeding to blink quickly and tickle them.

I went back to this girls house last night and gave her a set of brontosaurus goggles.

by shaunny80 May 9, 2006

goggle dropper

A goggle dropper is a special kind of butterface or girl who is paper bag pretty who is very attractive while wearing big glasses, however upon removal of said glasses instantaneously loses many points on any scale of beauty.

guy 1: Damn look at that dime piece over there with the glasses.
guy 2: Uh... wait til she takes em off, she's a real goggle dropper.

by Peetiewonder December 19, 2008

penn goggles

After much time spent holed up in the University of Pennsylvania, the inability to tell the difference between Brad Pitt and Brad "I rather resemble a huge piece of" Shitt. Typical outcomes usually range from self-induced blindness to denial to, in the worst-case scenario, complete aversion of the opposite sex or resorting to partners such as the homeless man who paces in front of Wawa or the ladies who so meticulously swipe cards at Commons.

Sometimes, even penn goggles aren't strong enough to make the average student at Penn look attractive. Most times, however:
(friend from home, looking at pictures)
Friend: Ew, how'd this girl get in the picture with you. She should've lost major points on her SAT for ugliness.
Penn guy: Yeah, that's, uh.. my girlfriend.
Friend: Oh, wow. Do you need your perscription checked on your glasses buddy?
Penn guy: No, I actually don't wear glasses, I'm just wearing penn goggles.

by Kara December 31, 2003

Grinnell Goggles

The state at which males at Grinnell College in Iowa are at after immersion within the school system. This corresponds to the level of female attractiveness in the eyes of said males. After just moments of attendance, the females rating on a scale of 0-10 immediately gains 3 points more. After four years, every female outside of the school appears superficial and too much to handle, thus leading to the high levels of post graduate marriage of 2 Grinnell students.

June: "That Stacy girl is U.G.L.Y"
August: "Alright so maybe Stacy isn't that bad at all."
March: "Many Stacy is the prettiest girl I have met. What I would give to get with her!"
Post-Graduation: "Stacy, honey did you feed the kids?"
-Perfect example of Grinnell Goggles

by Call me Mr. Big March 18, 2009

sober goggles

When someone whom you usually wouldn't find attractive is looking pretty fucking darn attractive. It could be what s/he's wearing, a new hair cut, glasses/no glasses, whatever. They just look unusually good.

Eunice: Dude... Is it just me or does he look good today?
Susan: Seriously... Must be sober goggles.

by baby bZ April 27, 2008