Gobble Gum

Grabbing a chunk of your nutsack (no nuts) and offering it to your friends, usually through your unzipped zipper. Because a ball sack resembles a turkeys gobble.

Hey man, you want some gobble gum? Sorry, I dropped it on the carpet and it got some hair in it.

by Malofatoe June 21, 2017

Gobbled

When a women/female lies for the sake of her pride or save her from embarrassment

Do you like Andrew?
No
Dont worry she just Gobbled

by anonymous October 30, 2021

Pocket Gobbling

When you pickpocket everyone with reckless abandon, regardless of status or stature.

Bro, why are you pocket gobbling everyone you see, you gonna get us killed!

by anonymous August 18, 2023

Gobble

You gobble down either, dick, or food, gobble gobble

I like to gobble dick
I like to gobble food

by Pseudonymjmad September 27, 2022

Gobble Wobble

When she jacks you off with her loose ass neck skin

We were in the back of the truck and she gave me a gobble wobble

by juanmoretimeyess October 2, 2021

Thigh Gobbling

The act in which one gobbles at another's inner thighs, mimicking the sounds of a turkey🦃

Girl, I'm gonna thigh gobble the fuck out of you. You ain't never had a thigh Gobbling like this before.

by Papa Derz February 10, 2019

Gobble

An action of a douchbag who gobbles dicks

Chad gobbles

by No jews October 6, 2018