Hyper Gluteal Fascial Syndrome

Hyper Gluteal Fascial Syndrome (HGF) is a legitimate medical condition that occurs when the cleft of the buttocks extends high above the waistline. Symptoms include an exposed butt crack and public ridicule.

John has Hyper Gluteal Fascial Syndrome that is why we are forced to look at his ass everytime he bends over

by Poultry Prince April 7, 2019

glutenous

The fat filthy beast. The intake of slime and lard in ones temple they refer to as a body.

The soiled diapers and glutenous souls...the beasts time nears

by Gonzo Horse March 28, 2013

glutarded

To have an intolerance to wheat gluten or be gluten free.

Jane bought glutarded rice crackers to the party for all the hipsters with Celiacs.

by Frobotbrytronic March 12, 2014

Glutty

A gluttonous female with a little more than just backfat making up her figure who is also know to have very loose morals.

Did you see that glutty our boy bagged up against the garage door a few nights ago?

by Bryant September 12, 2003

gluttony

When someone goes through difficult circumstances to obtain a material object.

The salesman worked some of the extra hours because he wanted to put leather seats in his car. And I say that was gluttony! And not glory.

by SuburbanH May 10, 2018

loot glutes

Tina Blerch's thighs in the time of looting during a hurricane from the popular show, "Bob's Burgers."

"I think I'm getting loot glutes." Tina Blerch

by JoAy September 28, 2013

pop that glutty

smack that rear

I want to pohat glutty

by Airnashe April 18, 2003