Glock Blocked

When trying to buy a gun at work and the firewall blocks guns and violence

Man, I was trying to look at a Glock online at work and got Glock Blocked!

by Glock Blocked February 23, 2017

Glock Blocked

If you want to go hunting, play any game involving shooting or you wanna pass a bill in parliament but some shameless trogolodyte comes along and denies you the privilege... my friend you just got Glock Blocked.

I came home from a long day at work and wanted to relax with some Halo. However wife came along and wanted me to take her out for dinner instead, well I just got glock blocked.

by L0VEQU1NN April 15, 2022

Glock Blocked

Another version of Cock Block. In this case, a man is preventing another man from having sex with a woman by threatning him with a firearm.

Man 1: You even think about doing her, and I will kill you.
Man 2: Ok, ok. No need to Glock Block me man.

-Later-

Woman: Sorry he Glock Blocked you.
Man 2: He seemed the type to be teeming with insecurity issues.

by The_Inlander February 16, 2013

glocky glock

THE BEST HEAD YOU CAN GET. IT WILL FEEL LIKE YOUR ASCENDING TO THE NEXT UNIVERSE.

-BRO ONE-, YO BRO THAT HOT CHICK GAVE ME THE BEST GLOCKY GLOCK EVER.

-BRO TWO- NO WAY.

by The magical cheese wizard January 07, 2024

k-glock

Another word for a chode

He said he was a part of the "two inch gang". When I pulled his pants down he totally had a K-GLOCK

by BigLex November 18, 2013

Glock model

The definition of a Glock model is that you always post weapons but different versions of guns

Bro he is a Glock model all he do is post guns

by Lil Jacob December 03, 2022

Glock Me

Glock Me is to have a gun shoved up your pussy, preferably a Glock.

Glock Me now as I’m feeling really freaky! Oh, and brave. LOLOLOL. Ohhh! Ahhh! Yassss!

by Purplenado March 08, 2023