Honey Glazed Ham

The act of cumming on your partner's ass and slapping a piece of pineapple on it.

What do you want for dinner baby? I don't know love, but afterwards I'm gonna give you some Honey Glazed Ham

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Ice Glazed Roof

Ejaculating in your partners mouth, but specifically on the roof of the mouth, so that the ejaculate hangs down like stalactites.

Yea she was wild, I just wanted to cum in her mouth, but then she opened up and BAM, Ice Glazed Roof!

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To be hammered and out of control with zyn, alchohol, edibles, cocaine, etc.

Tdog was butter glazed with his friends at the beach and wanted everyone to know so he put it on his story.

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An exclamation of anger or disgust.

Imagine a Long John doughnut covered in chocolate, but instead, a dick covered in shit.

Fuck you, eat a dick glazed in shit!

I wish Snooki would eat a dick glazed in shit.

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When a group a guy cum on a girls ass

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When a woman or homosexual man takes a dump after receiving a load in the tuchus which is covered in said load.

Oh man...I bet your mom took a chocolate glazed cruller after I dropped a sperm bomb up in her poop chute.

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French kissing a guy/girls asshole after cumming on and in it.

"Ben totally gave Keeley a French glazed doughnut last night before work and didnt wipe his face"

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