Definitions by Glazedroofhomie

Upside Down Pony Pole 

Being pegged by your wife with a dildo made from a mold of your own penis. The twist being that the dildo is increased in size by 33% in all dimensions.

"Cheryl wants to spice things up and bring a new man into the bedroom. I've been warming up with the upside down pony pole for a few weeks, so I'll be ready for that big ole bull!"

Upside Down Pony Pole by Glazedroofhomie December 17, 2022

Ice Glazed Roof 

Ejaculating in your partners mouth, but specifically on the roof of the mouth, so that the ejaculate hangs down like stalactites.

Yea she was wild, I just wanted to cum in her mouth, but then she opened up and BAM, Ice Glazed Roof!

Ice Glazed Roof by Glazedroofhomie November 13, 2022