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Geralding

The practice of hiring tradesmen to come to your residence to undertake menial tasks while you masturbate in the tradesman's vehicle when he is inside working
That cunt charged me $80 to install a fire alarm in my kitchen but at least he never caught me geralding in his van
by Nicotharappist October 4, 2022
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Young Gerald

by MiLoGouD September 25, 2017
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The Gerald Effect

The typical name given to a woman that succumbs easily to a man's advantages with little or no chance of not falling for him. With 10 stages of the effect from first meeting a man all the way to when a man has ruined a woman and all that is left is hate, The Gerald Effect will take hold of a woman in any situation at any time.
'Oh that girl is showing signs of the Gerald Effect'
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Dirty Gerardo

An event occurring during foreplay when you’re performing oral sex on your partner, and you get pubic hair stuck to your “mustache” area.

In honor of legendary bartender Gerardo “Gerry” Ornelas, whose glorious mustache would make Pancho Villa cry tears of joy and pure mezcal.
“Dude, I was going down on Stephanie the other night, and she totally gave me a dirty Gerardo. Felt like I needed to shave twice!”
by Mr. McHaggis April 1, 2022
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Drew Stephen Gerald Discher

The coolest kid in the world. He is a swaggy dude with lots of money. He is very tall and smart. He is a great worker and anyone would be lucky to hire him. He is the coolest guy in the world. He is not gay. He is very straight.
Everyone: Drew Stephen Gerald Discher is the coolest guy in the world
Idiot: I disagree
Everyone: *shoots the idiot*32
by Drew is cool March 21, 2022
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gerald

The lady-killer you want to hate but can't 'cause he's a great guy. Short for filthy Gerald
Simon: Crap, did Jojo just make out with Lisa last night at homecoming?
Kathy: Hell yeah and he was lookin' good doing it. I heard he bought free drinks for the whole school afterwards.
Simon: I would so hate that guy if he didn't always hook me up with free Blackhawks tickets.
Kathy: I really want to give him a vamp job.
Simon: Man what a gerald.
by Kobwebs September 30, 2005
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