Gurgling Genital Gargoyle

The Act of tucking your Cock and Balls in between your legs and backing up to a window with your ass and letting loose a G&L Fart.

Damn, he blew the windows out in style with a Gurgling Genital Gargoyle!!!!!!!

by T & E September 7, 2005

Genital Combustion

noun. a rare STD in which the genitals suddenly explode without further notifications, usually during the day when no one expects it to happen

Teacher: Tell me class, using the law of sines, what is the angle of A?
Student: Well, since angle B is 46 degrees, side b is 23 units, and side a is 13 units, we can say that...*balls explode*
Teacher: Oh my darkness! He suffered from genital combustion!

by Humpcatter16 January 17, 2010

Genie Rub

To buff up the skin lantern until you are granted three sticky wishes.

"Go ahead baby, give me a genie rub and I promise to grant at least on wish."

by Jtron 3000 October 3, 2003

Game Genie

A product made by Camerica/Galoob for the NES, SNES, Genesis, Game Boy, and Game Gear. It manipulated the binary code to do some shit, I don't really know.

*Eunuch with effeminate voice* Hey! Yo! I totally broke through and hacked up Super Mario Brothers number one with my Game Genie!
*Straight guy* Wow! I just hacked into my girlfriend and now I have a son!
*Eunuch* I wish I had balls...

by Garfield135 April 3, 2009

Genie of the Clit

When a female climaxes after being rubbed three times on the pussy. Open sesame is not required, but suggested.

A girl performs the Genie of the Clit when she climaxes after being rubbed three times on the pussy. Open sesame is not required, but suggested.

by Amputee Starfish porn August 13, 2009

genieass

Someone who prescribes to be a genius on a topic of which he is short on knowledge. In other words, someone who has a magic lamp up his butt.

For instance someone you go to for help with a computer problem who gives you false or misleading information. Someone who wants to be a genius but actually is a genieass.

by Mrkenworth July 13, 2012

Rectal Genie

A mystical genie produced by rubbing a girls ass just the right way. If you are lucky the rectal genie will pop out and grant you two very smelly wishes.

I was right about to fuck Leslie in the ass when I gave her a good spank and the Rectal Genie came out!

by Mac 3113 March 13, 2008