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"alternatives"-ad fury

The near-maniacal rage you feel when an online vendor/advertiser off-handedly remarks that a desired product/content is no longer offered/available, and then adds insult to injury by cheerfully cajoling, "But no worries --- check out some of our other awesome products/services, like these!", causing you to just wanna smash yer fist right through the screen in resentful frustration, since whatever "substitute" profferings they are showing you have virtually no resemblance whatever to what you were looking for and would certainly not be anywhere near as satisfying; it's almost like they're presuming to imply that THEY know more about what YOU want than YOU do YOURSELF!
Counsellor, sympathetically consoling a late-teens client who is practically climbing the walls in tearful frustration from having been cheekily offered "Super Mario" by an online-gaming website when he'd wanted to play a round of "Spy Hunter Classic" after a long day at high school, just as he'd been doing every evening for the past two years: Ah-haa --- sounds to me like a classic case of "alternatives"-ad fury --- I so totally "get ya", Young Man, and I don't blame ya one bit for feeling this way... a lot of companies sure don't consider what their customers truly want whenever they"update" their offerings, do they? Reminds me of a couple of local radio stations back when I was around your age --- all of a sudden they stopped playing their traditional soothing '60's 'n' '70's easy-listening music in favor of pop-bop and country-crap --- a LOT of adult-listeners were REALLY bummed out about that! Why, I myself STILL sorely miss that wonderful music almost thirty years later!
by QuacksO July 13, 2018
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Fury of El Dorado

Is when two guys are having sex with a woman and then accidentally start urinating on her
She really saw the Fury of El Dorado last night if you know what I mean.
by GTrainK October 14, 2020
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Fury

1: Rage (Anger).
2: A misspelling of Furry.
3: Bowser's Fury, A game that came bundled with Super Mario 3D World's re-release for Nintendo Switch.
1: His Fury was so much that he almost broke the house down
2: Furys are so cringe
3: Did you play Bowser's Fury yesterday?
by luigikoopa87 May 15, 2023
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Full Fury Mode

You do not want to see my full fury
"HE'S GOING FULL FURY MODE!!!!!!!!!!!!" -Shadowversion
by MasonKGMD August 31, 2024
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Dragon's fury

The shit you take the morning after a night of cheap food
I forgot to shower this morning and i had to hold my dragon's fury untill work
by Eggue October 31, 2017
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fetal fury

Fetal fury is when a pregnant women becomes very short tempered and is prone to fits of rage.
My wife asked me to bring the garbage can in from the street curb. When I told her that I would do it later , she suddenly and without warning went into a fit of fetal fury and started yelling at me.
by Rscott February 11, 2014
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