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Facebook Flood

Having your facebook newsfeed flooded about updates of a particular event(s)
A: man, I got facebook flooded by all these NHL games.

B: orly? Mine's flooded with apps.
by idontknowwhatnametouse December 1, 2011
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Flood

(n.) a horrible annoying piece of shit caused by fay that gets in all of your friends' houses and destroys everything and makes alligators and fish in the street and makes it so you can't go to school, etc. In short, you just hate it; because you hate Fay and it is a by-product of Fay.

(adj.) Since the flood is hated so much, it is used as an adjective roughly equivalent to the British term "bloody" or "bleeding"
(n.) Damn that flood, there was an alligator in my nieghbor's car, and a fish in my bedroom-canal!

(adj.) You are a flooding idiot. You floody moron.
by Fay-Hater October 16, 2008
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coastal flooding

to excrete bodily fluid in a manner that floods over the waistline of your pants, skirt, or undergarments for the public to see.
Tomi: "Kehd, is Jenny having some wicked flow this month or what?"
Dominic: "Yea guy, look at that coastal flooding just washing out of her jeggings d00d."
by illy Wonka January 4, 2014
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Flooded my Ostrich

Ejaculating during an OTPHJ
"Did you hangout with Sally last night?"

"Yeah, she flooded my ostrich before we made it home."
by cantlooseon22s December 31, 2015
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Flood tumor

A calcified mass in a person's intracranial space that is created from when a person jizzed a fuckton of fluids at the end of a blowjob.
Did you hear that Stacy is in the hospital? I heard that she got a flood tumor.
by eggsandpan November 30, 2018
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floods

The food eaten when you have a flu.
Do you have a recipe book for floods?
Floods?
Yeah, flu foods
by Lucky_Icecube August 13, 2017
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flood your liver

Get drunk, offen a hypocrite that thinks drinking is healthier than smoking
Go flood your liver, cunt
by CNTFKD December 26, 2018
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