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Flopping

When someone is so geeked up that they cannot control the movements of their body and contort in awkward motions
Look at Billy, he is so twacked right now he's flopping uncontrollably
by Clay Williams September 18, 2018
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flapping parrot

the act of doing a girl in the ass, then raising her arms up and down, resembling a parrot flapping its wings, then ramming her multliple times deeply in the anus causing her to scream like a parrot.
That skinny girl was is a pro at the flapping parrot, she screams just like one.
by George "Sex Term King" November 13, 2006
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Flopping

I'm tryna go Flopping later on today, hop over madd fences and shit!
by DontCallEmLoso July 12, 2011
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Flossing

To perform oral sex with a partner who has a vast quantity of pubic hair.
-Katie was flossing Stephen all night long.
by giantdickblackguy December 31, 2010
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Floating a Ticket

Floating a ticket is a scam often employed by servers in restaurants. It is usually accomplished by ringing in one generic ticket (e.g. a water and salad bar) and handing the same check to multiple persons. This is of course impossible to use with credit cards as an authorization is required. Obviously, floating a ticket constitutes theft and could result in prosecution. So don't do it.
Server 1: I've got to pay my rent in three days and I'm a buck fifty behind.
Server 2: Float a couple of salad bars. That shouldn't be a problem.
Server 1: Isn't floating a ticket illegal?
Server 2: Only if you get caught.
by Mr. Woodford June 1, 2009
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flapping off

One who plays flappy bird hard core usually with a record over 100
Mary: Will blew me off again last night!

Donna: Yeah he was flapping off again
by Speed kills January 26, 2014
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flapping the paper asshole

A phrase used to describe the act of publicly announcing personal and/or private information in an inappropriate setting.
A friend of mine had anal with a fat chick, and then by way of flapping the paper asshole let everyone know about it at the bowling alley. He received a lot of awkward stares.....
by the Poopsmith January 31, 2014
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