Carpet fitter

Someone who walks with their arms out to the side to make themselves appear harder, while in reality, showing off what a tiny dick they have.

A carpet fitter will walk with their arms out as if they are carrying two rolls of carpet

Look at that p**** walking like a carpet fitter. He thinks he's hard

by 123rodney123 November 12, 2018

Nutter Flutter

When the spunk release is so top notch, that you penis sounds like the blow off valve on an S14

Uno its good when it ends in a nutter flutter

by Black and white Mammal December 4, 2020

Apple Fritter

what do you call a pile of poop with semen drizzled on top of it? An Apple Fritter

"that one night stand, I shit on her back and came on top, that shit looked like a apple fritter"

by WeeNerCoom April 11, 2021

penis fritters

A penis fritter is an appetizer where you fry a penis in its own cum. Typically used when you tell someone to go fuck themselves.

Does that place serve penis fritters past 9:30 or am I to late

by Demonhuntr667 October 13, 2022

bird mother flutter

A mixed drink, equal parts Patrón (often Patrón Silver) tequilaand hummingbird food.

Served on the rocks, the intense sweetness of the hummingbird food blends against any bitterness from the tequila.

Person 1: Man my buzz is wearing off...
Person 2: Funny you should say that... buzz?!? That reminds me...

Bartender: What can I get for you?
Person 2: I'll take a bird mother flutter... no, in fact I'll buy her one, too.
Person 1: What's a bird mother flutter?
Person 2: Refreshing and intoxicating!

by E. B. DeKalb July 27, 2011

wow and flutter

Refers to da "verbally-gushing 'n' eyelash-battingly-impressed" reaction of cute chicks when you show them how well your magnetic-tape-based recording/playback equipment works at producing great stable-speed sound.

Since most high-end audio-systems have gone digital nowadays, you may have to find other ways to make da ladies wow and flutter over your recording-studio equipment's awesome sound-capabilities.

by QuacksO November 22, 2019

Circle K Apple Fritter

When you’re getting your ass ate by some random person in a shady gas station bathroom.

The highlight of my summer vacation was the Circle K Apple Fritter that I got outside of Columbus, OH.

by Whywouldyousaythat? December 29, 2019