Someone who makes excuses not to go to previously planned engagements; someone who blows people off to do other things or because they don't "feel" like it; an unreliable person. Comes from the word flake pronounced wrong one day.
by aimzzzzzzzzz September 22, 2007
Get the flacker mug.when you do a shit and flush, but there is still some little flakey poo particles left. usually happens when your poo isnt well held together.
"when i flushed there were poo flakes and they slowly wafted to the bottom of the bowl like a snow globe!"
by masterofpooflake September 2, 2009
Get the poo flakes mug.A youtube user who reports weather and other environmental conditions, from what appears to be a middle school baseball field. He is most famous for a video which encompasses an announcement for a 9.0 earthquake warning for california and surrounding states for september, 2010. Flank99 also seems to think that he is reporting live from his hometown of Whitney Peir. He appears to be slightly mentally challenged, but shows true concern for his followers. At this time, his earthquake video has garnered almost 600,000 views so far in only 8 days.
Troll: Is "flank99" for real?
Human: Nah man. He's just ron burgundy's malnourished nephew.
The EarTQack wlL be SOOOooSo Pwerfl!!!!!!!!
Human: Nah man. He's just ron burgundy's malnourished nephew.
The EarTQack wlL be SOOOooSo Pwerfl!!!!!!!!
by hexogen June 16, 2010
Get the flank99 mug.The rapid back-and-forth motion of the aggressors hand toward the victim. Used as a tactic to disable the shoulder, knee, or buttocks.
by vectortec October 21, 2003
Get the Flicka-Flacka mug.woman: richard!! clean your damn room if i ever have blah blah ....etc.
son: what the hell mom did u eat an extra bowl of bitch flakes this morning!?!?!
son: what the hell mom did u eat an extra bowl of bitch flakes this morning!?!?!
by Robbie Teodorovic May 4, 2008
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