figure jar

Person A: when I was at the discord admins house I saw he had a jar in the closet-
Person B: wait a figure jar with the “sussy milk?”

Person A: y e a h
Person B: 😟
by _rosie_kun_ April 19, 2021
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The figure

A phrase washed up traders shout when the are too lazy to say the precise even number of a stock price. Originally old school trader jargon shouted in a trading crowd to indicate a whole number price without any fraction.
Salestrader: "Buy 10000 Apple I would 175 the figure!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

Trader: "For fuck's sake Vinny I'm sitting right next to you"
by Bossmansally May 03, 2018
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Kardashian-figured

To have a body figure that looks like a wisdom tooth from the waist dow
by @sowhatisaidit October 15, 2018
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Figure it out

An insult to tell your friends they’re being a real fuck up at the moment. Often used to people that are to drunk or just idiots in general.

If someone tells you you need to figure it out, you probably are being and idiot and need to figure that shit out
Andy: it’s 5 in the morning and the sun is coming out can we just fucking leave
One of The boys: Andy were at edc and ac slatter is coming on rn you have to figure it out
by Edm.Maury June 10, 2022
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obscured figure

A tik tower who mainly posts ROBLOX and TF2.

They go by “She/They” pronouns and have a YouTube channel named: Obscured Pyro

Their name is Alex.
Alex drove by yesterday, being the Obscured Figure they are.”
by alexxxxxxxxxx777 March 19, 2021
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Snow-figure

A more naturalistic alternative to "snow-person" that preserves the gender neutrality and can also be used for other animals and things.
We dawned our coats and ventured into the snow to make a seductive and voluptuous snow-figure.
by ApricotFields July 31, 2020
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